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The Clement Bible is a deluxe illustrated manuscript of the Vulgate Bible produced in Naples around 1330. It is a pandect.
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L'Auberge du bon repos, sold in the United States as The Inn Where No Man Rests and in Britain as The Inn of \"Good Rest\", is a 1903 French silent comic trick film by Georges Méliès. Set in an inn, the film addresses the state of the drunken mind with light heartedness.
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